Stuff Is Way

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<<cyclinglink "$stuff" "Stuff" "Way" "Go">> <<cyclinglink "$is" "Is" "To" "Away">> <<cyclinglink "$way" "Way" "Go" "!">> [[Whatever|begin]]

!Stuff Is Way A Nanobots Twine game by Mehitabel Glenhaber [[begin|shit]]

<<cyclinglink "$shit" "Shit." "Fuck." "No way." "This is" "No fucking way.">> <<cyclinglink "$you" "No way" "You can't" "You've got" "go away!" "Fuck.">> <<cyclinglink "$cant" "No way" "believe this" "go" "Fuck.">> <<cyclinglink "$is" "No way" "is happening" "away" "Fuck.">> <<linkreplace "What did you what?">>Way to go.<</linkreplace>> Shit. [[Stay calm.|calm]]

Breathe. <<linkreplace "Deep breaths.">>Oh no<</linkreplace>> <<linkreplace "In.">>No way<</linkreplace>> <<linkreplace "Out.">>Did you just what?<</linkreplace>> <<linkreplace "In.">>Oh what no you what did just what<</linkreplace>> <<linkreplace "Out.">>Fuck.<</linkreplace>> [[no no no no no no no stay calm|calm2]]

Okay. <<timed 1s t8n>>Okay.<</timed>><<timed 2s t8n>> Okay.<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>> <<cyclinglink "$scene1" "Shattered glass." "Car window?">> <<cyclinglink "$scene2" "That fucking pony" "it was a phony" "was a lie!" "You had to-">> [[your what look down at your what hands|hands]] <</timed>>

<<linkreplace "Is that">>Blood.<</linkreplace>> Oh no. Shotgun in <<linkreplace "the car?">>your hands.<</linkreplace>> <<cyclinglink "$iswhat" "Did" "Is" "Did">> <<cyclinglink "$whatyou" "you just" "what you" "you whatever">> <<linkreplace "what?">>Yes.<</linkreplace>> [[I guess|calm3]]

There's his <<linkreplace "was hides the guy">>body<</linkreplace>> lying in the dust there out in the middle of the <<linkreplace "is what you what did">> desert.<</linkreplace>> The <<linkreplace "what is you are">>tiny beat up chevy<</linkreplace>> is still behind you. You're still holding the <<linkreplace "what did what you">>shotgun<</linkreplace>>. His <<linkreplace "is you what you what">>blood<</linkreplace>> is seeping into the red ground. You feel chilly and sick in the hot sun. <<linkreplace "Oh no.">>[[throw up|throw up]]<</linkreplace>>

The stalking horse. <<linkreplace "Who had you was?">> This was supposed to be an easy deal. How did what did stuff...?<</linkreplace>> <<linkreplace "How did things get this">>Stuff is<</linkreplace>> way [[Whatever.|car1]]

<<cyclinglink "$leave" "Can't just leave him like this" "Gotta do something">> <<timed 5s t8n>> There's a bag in the back of the <<linkreplace "that has you are">>car<</linkreplace>>. <<linkreplace "Is what you">>Yeah. This'll be fine.<</linkreplace>> Just stuff him in the bag and easy just you just turn on the stuff you engine and you drive way to way the way oklahoma city bury the body resevoir roadside fence it'll be fine it'll be fine [[it'll be fine|car2]]. <</timed>>

<<linkreplace "No room in the car.">> Some bungee cords in the back of the car.<</linkreplace>> You tie the bag to the back, dragging on the ground. <<cyclinglink "$blood" "Is what you oh god" "bloodstains">> still on the ground. <<linkreplace "Is what you">> Yes. <</linkreplace>> [[drive away|car3]]

Engine <<linkreplace "roars.">>hums.<</linkreplace>> A dust cloud as you drive off. Off the unpaved plains and onto the highway. It's calmer out here on the road. Flat red plains racing by. This is <<cyclinglink "$catastrophe" "good" "a catastrophe">>. You're feeling good. Off in the distance... [[is what that wait is that what|cops1]]

<<linkreplace "shit.">>it's another car.<</linkreplace>> <<cyclinglink "$police" "blue car" "white stripes" "siren on the roof" "it's the cops">> They're signalling for you to pull over. [[pull over|stop1]] [[what you what are keep driving|drive1]]

You pull over, the engine <<cyclinglink "$engine" "idles" "dies" "you're dead">> <<timed 3s t8n>> The police car pulls up behind you <<timed 1s t8n>> The officer slowly gets out of the car and <<linkreplace "walks over to your car.">>did he what you was<</linkreplace>> <<timed 1s t8n>> [[Try not what panic you what|stop2]] <</timed>> <</timed>> <</timed>>

You keep driving. Pretend he was signalling <<linkreplace "who is you what">>someone else on the road<</linkreplace>> <<cyclinglink "$pullover" "Yeah right." "There's no one for miles.">> [[Pull over|stop1]]

"Good afternoon there. I'm going to need to see some sort of identification." You say: <<cyclinglink "$police1" "Who" "I" "Stuff">> <<cyclinglink "$police2" "had" "yes" "was">> <<cyclinglink "$police3" "you" "you" "is">> <<cyclinglink "$police4" "was?" "would" "way?">> <<timed 6s t8n>> "Your driver's liscence?" Right. Play it <<linkreplace "does he what could">>cool.<</linkreplace>> [[Fumble for your driver's license|stop3]] <</timed>>

"Thank you. Now, are you aware that you were doing 75 in a 50 miles per hour zone?" You say: <<cyclinglink "$police7" "I" "you" "is">> <<cyclinglink "$police5" "who" "I" "stuff">> <<cyclinglink "$police8" "was" "would" "way">> <<cyclinglink "$police6" "had?" "yes." "was?">> <<timed 8s t8n>> "Well I'm going to have to issue you a speeding ticket. That's a $150 fine." [[Take the ticket|stop4]] <</timed>>

"Just don't let me catch you doing it again." He's leaving! He didn't even notice anything. <<linkreplace "Start the engine">>Wait.<</linkreplace>> <<timed 6s t8n>> He's coming back. [[Roll down the window|stop5]] <</timed>>

"What's with the bag that you're dragging behind your car?" You say: You say: <<cyclinglink "$car7" "As" "That" "Is">> <<cyclinglink "$car5" "it" "has" "in">> <<cyclinglink "$car8" "the" "you" "the">> <<cyclinglink "$car6" "drag" "are" "bag">> <<timed 6s t8n>> "Sir, I'm going to have to take a look in the bag." He's walking around the car now. [[oh no|rip1]] <</timed>>

<<linkreplace "Oh no.">>did he are what you would<</linkreplace>> He's picking up the <<linkreplace "are that you drag">>you are drag was what he you that<</linkreplace>> He's going to look inside and see the <<linkreplace "did what you just">>did what you did he are drag you are what yes he was<</linkreplace>> <<linkreplace "Stuff is ">>Go a<</linkreplace>>[[way|rip2]]

The bag is <<linkreplace "did he just what">>whatever<</linkreplace>> In the rearview mirror you see him picking up his radio and calling for <<linkreplace "are yes he would did you">>whatever<</linkreplace>> Whatever. [[The shotgun is still in the back of the car, you guess.|rip3]]

Pick up the <<linkreplace "shotgun.">>whatever.<</linkreplace>> Open the car door. <<linkreplace "Walk around the car.">>Whatever.<</linkreplace>> Fire three shots. <<linkreplace "Crack.">>Whatever.<</linkreplace>> <<timed 1s t8n>> <<linkreplace "Crack.">>Whatever.<</linkreplace>> <<timed 1s t8n>> <<linkreplace "CRACK.">>[[Whatever.|rip4]]<</linkreplace>> <</timed>> <</timed>>

Leave the body. Unhook the bungee cords. Leave the bag too. Way to go. [[Go away.|go away]]

Get in the car and drive. <<timed 1s t8n>> And drive. <<timed 1s t8n>> And drive. <<timed 1s t8n>> And [[drive.|go away2]] <</timed>> <</timed>> <</timed>>

You drive away, <<linkreplace "feeling">>catastrofeeling<</linkreplace>> good.